Obama to Look at Climate Engineering
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123920773503201665.html

"The president's new science adviser said that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth's air."

I would like to suggest that administration should mandate that all Americans wear caps with propellers on their heads. These could transfer electricity into a rechargeable, locally built and bought, battery packs on a hip belt. This stored energy could then be used to charge cell phones and such, thus saving the world.

We would also do well to invent a device that reclaims static electricity from hair and add the electricity to the national grid. Then, if you are one who is truly disturbed by the inevitable Apocalypse, you could spend a lot of time rubbing your head on the carpet to do your part in averting total disaster. If you are truly concerned, you can go into government and mandate that everyone else do the same.